Suffering From Kidney stones?


 


Keep kidney stones check by eating balanced diet, maintaining a normal weight, and drinking at least 10 glasses of water a day.
The Number of people suffering from stones in kidney is increasing day by day. New research gives that over weight and the lifestyle habits can cause this type of problems. A recent study found that obesity, diabetes and gout all increase in risk of kidney stones. Maintaining a balanced, mainly plant based, low sodium, sugar, and saturated fat diet may help reduce the risk of kidney stones.
If you suffer from frequent kidney stones, drink plenty of water at least 10 glasses per day. Limit the amount of sodium in your diet specially salt and avoid canned & convenience food and all kind of processed food products.
Doctors of past would have recommend to stay away from dairy products, current research shows that eating a moderate amount of high calcium foods with meals may actually decreases the causes of kidney stones. For overall good health, remember to eat lots of fresh vegetables and fruits, 3-5 times a day.

Food to prevent and decrease kidney stones:

·         Green Beans
·         Kale
·         Morning glory
·         Celery
·         Radish
·         Spinach
·         Squash
·         Onion
·         Avocado
·         Cranberries
·         Banana
·         Kiwi
·         Potatoes
·         Chickpeas
·         Lentils
·         Soya bean
·         Whole Grains

Healing nutrients and phytochemicals for Kidney stones:

  • Vitamin B6
  • Calcium (don’t forget plant based Calcium as in vegetables)

Slow Cooker Pulled Beef Tacos with Green Onion Slaw


While I may be on maternity leave and at home with my 3 kids, life can still be busy at times!  Tuesdays are the busiest since I drop off my 5 year old at Kindergarten, drive my 3 year old to preschool, come home and feed my baby, go back and pick up my daughter from preschool, lunch, playtime, naptime, go pick up my kindergartener, then drive to ballet so my 3 year old can dance.  Whew!  We don't walk in the door until 5:15pm so I'm finding my slow cooker to be my best friend on these days.  

I'm picky picky when it comes to my slow cooker meals.  I hate mushy vegetables and that taste of "overcooked" meat.  The thing I love about this recipe is the tangy/earthy coleslaw that wakes up the shredded beef.  It not only adds great freshness but a nice crunch too.  And the addition of the jalapenos are spot on.  Even if you don't like spice I think the pickled jalapenos are worth it to add.  Jalapenos, once they have been pickled aren't really that spicy; they have great tanginess and only a little bit of warmth.  All three of these together rolled into a soft tortilla shell is perfect. 


Recipe adapted from Smitten Kitchen
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Makes about 20 tacos


Beef:
3 lbs beef beef blade roast or brisket
Salt and pepper
2 tbsp vegetable oil
5 cloves garlic, peeled and smashed
1 onion, halved and thinly sliced
1 tbsp chili powder
2 tsp ground coriander
2 tsp ground cumin
1/4 cup apple cider vinegar
1 1/2 cups water
1 (14 1/2-ounce) can crushed tomatoes
1 to 2 chipotle chiles en adobo
2 bay leaves
1/4 cup molasses

Season the beef generously with salt and pepper, to taste. Heat a large, heavy skillet over medium-high heat. Add the oil and heat just until beginning to smoke. Add the meat and cook, turning once, until browned on both sides, about 10 minutes total. Transfer the meat to the slow cooker and leave the skillet on the heat. Add garlic, onion, chili powder, coriander, and cumin to drippings in the skillet and stir until fragrant, about one minute. Add vinegar and boil until it’s almost gone (be careful not to breathe in the steaming vinegar fumes), scraping the bottom of the pan with a wooden spoon. Stir in water and pour the mixture over the brisket. Add the tomatoes, chipotles, bay leaves, and molasses. Cover the cooker, set it on LOW, and cook the beef until it pulls apart easily with a fork, about 8 to 10 hours.

Green Onion Slaw:
1 cup green onions, coarsely chopped
1/4 cup red wine vinegar
2 tbsp mayonnaise
Salt and pepper
1/4 cup pure olive oil
1 head cabbage, finely shredded (or a bag of coleslaw)
1/4 cup chopped cilantro leaves

Blend green onions, vinegar,  mayonnaise, salt, pepper and oil in a blender until emulsified. Place cabbage in a bowl, add the dressing and stir until combined. Fold in the cilantro and season with salt and pepper to taste. 


For serving:
Small Soft Tortillas
Pickled JalapeƱos
Green Onion Slaw


Pull the meat out of the slow cooker and place on a cutting board.  Remove and discard bay leaves from the sauce.  Pull the meat apart with two forks and place shredded beef back in the slow cooker with the sauce.  Stir to combine.

To serve, use a slotted spoon and scoop about a 1/4 cup of shredded beef onto your tortilla.  Top with about a 1/4 cup of green onion slaw and some pickled jalapenos.


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THE RESULTS?

I love these things!  The original recipe called for beef brisket, which you can definitely use if you can find.  But here in Western Canada, this is something that just isn't available in our grocery stores.  Blade roast makes a great substitute, but I've also used a sirloin roast that worked out great as well.  Basically whatever beef roast you like to use and can find on sale will work.

Being two months post-partum with my third child means I'm also working on shedding my baby weight.  Two of these tacos work out to be about 530 calories.  I'm stoked to eat such a delicious meal and not go overboard either.  The hubby and me loved these as well as our two kids.  Happy bellies all around!

Leftover Idea:
You can turn leftover sauce and shredded beef into a yummy Southwestern Beef and Rice Soup.  Saute some onions, garlic, carrots, celery, etc in a large soup pot.  Basically whatever you have in your fridge.  I also had some mushrooms and yellow pepper, so I tossed those in too.  Then pour in the beef/sauce.  I'd say I had probably about a 1/2-3/4 cup of shredded beef (which I cut up smaller before adding) and maybe about a cup of sauce.  My crushed tomatoes came in a 28 oz can so I poured the rest of the tomatoes into the pot along with about 6 cups of water.  I brought it up to a boil and then added about a 1/2 cup of rice.  Turn down to medium low, put a lid on and simmer for about 15 minutes.  Season to taste. Add more water or beef stock if you need to. I added a bit more chili powder and cumin to mimic the flavors of the original sauce.  You could also add beans or corn.  I garnished with some leftover cilantro.  Easy-use up your leftovers-soup!

Peanut Butter Rice Krispie Treats



Need a kidlet-friendly treat that you can throw together while your little ghouls and goblins are working on their jack-o'-lanterns? Here's one that you can't go wrong with- Peanut Butter Rice Krispie treats. It's easy to make and you can keep one eye on the kidlets and pumpkin guts while you stir the ingredients. No oven time required!



Peanut Butter Rice Krispie Bars

Ingredients

3 T unsalted butter

4 cups mini-marshmallows

1/2 cup + 2 T smooth peanut butter

6 cups of Rice Krispies cereal


Instructions

1. Take a 13x9x2 glass pan and lightly spray it with cooking spray. Set aside.

2. In a big pan, melt your butter. Do it on a low heat so that the butter doesn't brown or burn.

3. Once the butter's melted, add your marshmallows. Keep moving them around until they melt down into a nice marshmallow fluff.

4. Turn off your heat. Add in the peanut butter and combine well.

5. Add in your Rice Krispies a cup at a time, while stirring.

6. Once the cereal is coated, transfer it to the glass pan. Using your fingers or the back of a spatula, press it down so it's even.

7. Let it cool down. Then cut it into squares and serve.


Knowledge about Blood Pressure

 


Blood pressure measures the pressure within the blood vessels and arteries. Two significant numbers are related to blood pressure. The first is the systolic, and the second is the diastolic.
What Is Blood Pressure
Blood pressure is created when the heart pumps blood through the arteries. The force or pressure as the heart pushes blood into the arteries is called the diastolic. The systolic pressure is the pressure created as the arteries resist the blood flow while the heart is at rest.
 Keeping A Healthy Blood Pressure
To maintain a healthy blood pressure, a person should eat a healthy, low-sodium diet rich in fruits and vegetables. Additionally, frequent exercise can lower your risk of developing blood pressure-related problems. Smoking and excess alcohol consumption will also have a negative effect on blood pressure.
 High Blood Pressure (Hypertension)
Any baseline (average) blood pressure reading for an adult where the systolic number exceeds 120 and the diastolic number is greater than 80 constitutes the beginnings of high blood pressure. According to the American Heart Association, for an adult, a reading of 120 over 80 or less constitutes normal blood pressure. A systolic number of 120 to 139 over 80 to 89 constitutes pre-hypertension, and a reading of 140 over 90 or higher is high blood pressure.
 Complications
Persons suffering from high blood pressure are at increased risk for heart attack and/or stroke. They also have higher rates of kidney failure, due to the fact that increased blood pressure puts stress on their kidneys and other vital organs.
 Check Blood Pressure Regularly
Have your blood pressure checked by a physician or nurse at least twice a year. Make sure they measure both arms to get a holistic picture of your cardiovascular health. High blood pressure is often called the “silent killer.” This is because blood pressure-related complications often do not show up until they are life-threatening. A person may “feel fine” but be at a higher risk for heart attack or stroke.

Treat yourself sexy!

What makes you feel sexy? A well toned body? A silky smooth skin? Self-confidence in your appearance? A balanced mind set and overall feeling of happiness?
It is all of it, the combination of physical self-awareness and mental balance makes us feel accomplished, self-confident and therefore – sexy
Do you need to be size zero to feel confident with your body? – No! But if you love your body and like to see yourself naked you are – sexy.
There are ways to treat your body and mind to feel confident in your skin and increase your libido.
Read the whole article in the new Expat Ladies in Bangkok page 60

Health Benefits of Pomegranate

Health Benefits of Pomegranate:

 

Following are some health benefits of pomegranate:
  • As pomegranates are rich in antioxidants, it can keep bad cholesterol (LDL) from oxidizing.
  • Regular intake of pomegranate juice is highly beneficial for people suffering from heart disorders.
  • It has been noted that pomegranate avoids clumping of blood platelets and also formation of unnecessary clots.
  • Researchers have found that pomegranate compounds can eliminate prostate cancer.
  • It has been observed that juice of pomegranate aids in preventing heart attacks and strokes too.
  • Pomegranate juice is very useful for people suffering from diarrhea, but excess consumption may cause constipation.
  • It is believed that pomegranate is very effective in reducing plaque in arteries and raising HDL levels.
  • Pomegranate juice is related to reducing breast cancer risks.
  • It is also associated with reducing blood pressure levels and also enhances oral health.
  • Pomegranate consumption can prevent and slow down Alzheimer’s disease.
  • It is believed that pomegranate prevents cartilage deterioration and hence keeps osteoarthritis at bay.
  • Researchers have proved that maternal intake of pomegranate juice can protect the neonatal brain from damage after an injury.

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Cod liver oil benefits

Cod liver oil

Cod liver oil 
It is mainly used as a vitamin supplement for childrens or adult people suffering from  
severe osteoarthritis. Fish oil, rich in omega-3 fats, helps counter inflammation, so some people with another form of arthritis, rheumatoid arthritis (an inflammatory disease), take fish oil supplements to help reduce symptoms. There is also an inflammatory element in osteoarthritis, it is now known, and thus some people think that fish oil, specifically cod liver oil, might be useful.
Cod liver Benefits
Treats or cures arthritis. Prevent heart attacks and stokes. Fights cancer, prevents Alzheimer’s disease, depression.
Potential problem: Cod liver oil, bottled or in capsule form, often contains very high levels of A, which can weaken bones and cause birth defects. So make sure the label says that the vitamin A content has been reduced. Fish oil supplements, and fish itself, do not have much vitamin A, which is concentrated in the liver (in beef and chicken liver as well).

Sam's Hof Brau



2500 Watt Avenue, Sacramento, CA 95825. (916) 482-2175.
http://www.thehofbrau.com/
Since 1959.

"Drink for the Thirsty, Food For The Hungry," is what the colorful stained glass that hangs over the middle of Sam's dining room proclaims...and fill us up with food and drink it did. Last night Mr.S. and I decided to hit up a movie for date night. I'd been interested in seeing "Argo," for awhile, so we headed over to Century to check it out. I'm not sure if it was because it was mid-week or because a zombie apocalypse was impending but the movie theatre was practically deserted. Our movie theatre maybe had eight people in there tops. The film which dealt with the rescue of six US diplomats from Tehran, back in '79 during the Iran hostage crisis was quite intense and riveting. I would definitely recommend it. After our movie, we were starving so we tried to head over to a local eatery by Mr.S.'s home for a bite to eat and unfortunately, it was closed. It was only 9 o'clock! Ok, this is one of my major pet peeves with Sac. I love my city but why does every blasted place close early in this town? Gah! Anyhow, as Mr.S. and I were trying to decide on a Plan B, somehow we started talking about Sam's Hof Brau. Seriously, I have no idea how it came up. Eventually the conversation steered to, "Hey, let's see if it's still open!" I was curious, especially as I hadn't set foot in the place in 15+ years.


We walked in and a cloud of warmness enveloped us. There's a homey vibe imparted there with it's out-of-date chandeliers, dark crimson walls and old-timey red leather booths. The place feels comfortable from the get go. Mr.S. told me the place is usually packed to the gills when it's dinner time but it was relatively quiet when we got there. We got in line and I just had to stare for a second at the incredible array of meats being showcased at the carving station. Mr.S. ordered a pastrami Reuben and since I was a bit chilly, I opted for the French dip thinking the hot au jus might warm me up a bit. The gentleman behind the counter got to work immediately cutting us some thick slabs of juicy meat. (There was some finesse to his style and I was pretty impressed that he never once touched the meat with his fingers.) Moments later, I was presented with a nice fatly stacked French dip and I also opted for a side of German red cabbage. Mr. S. was served up a freshly toasted Reuben stuffed with sauerkraut and a side of Thousand Island. We dropped our weary butts in the closest booth and got to work eating. For the first few minutes, it was like a mini-food orgy...all you heard were a lot of, "Mmmm's" and other various happy eating noises. The roast beef on my sandwich was well cooked and paired perfectly with the au jus soaked sourdough bread. It was a mini moment of bliss. My side order of German red cabbage was also a winner, it had a nice balance of sweetness and tanginess and wasn't mushy in the least. The highlight though, was Mr.S.'s pastrami Reuben. Good god! He gave me a bite and I had a moment where I seriously contemplating just shoving it in my purse and running out the door. I didn't want to give it back! The meat was nice and salty, with the middle moist and the outside cooked just a tad more- just the way I like my pastrami. Slathered with the thick Thousand Island dressing, it made my tastebuds do a little carnivorous happy dance. Although I really liked my French dip, I definitely had sandwich envy.

By the time I finished my last bite of dinner, my jeans felt a tad tighter and my body felt a ton happier. Embarrassingly, I had to restrain myself from patting my belly in satisfaction. It was a fun date night...a bit unconventional in our movie and restaurant choices but definitely fun. Now with the colder weather here to stay awhile, I definitely foresee myself going back to Sam's for some old school charm, friendly service and a pastrami Reuben of my own! Maybe I'll see you there?

Salmon Fish


 


Fish is a good source of protein and healthy fats (rich in omega-3, omega-6 fatty acids), and makes for a great lunch or dinner meal. Salmon, mackerel, trout and tuna are not only tasty but are excellent sources of omega-3 fatty acids while also being low on calories and saturated fat content.

No-Bake Pumpkin Cheesecake


This year for  Thanksgiving (Canadian), I wanted to switch up my usual menu.  I wasn't going to have my Dad or my Mother in Law for company and since my Dad is a creature of habit, I never get to deviate from the usual holiday food fare.  I took this as an opportunity to experiment with some new recipes to keep our dinner with friends low-key and non-stressful.  

Enter the No-Bake Pumpkin Cheesecake.

All the flavors of a pumpkin pie but in a hard to resist individual cheesecake.  And since this is no-bake cheesecake, you don't have to bother with a spring form pan, water bath in the oven, etcetera, etcetera.  Just mix, dump, refrigerate.

We loved the little cheesecakes so much I made another batch with the leftover canned pumpkin the following week.  A little project for me and my three year old while her big sister was at school.


This is a great recipe if you want to involve your kids in the kitchen.  Easy, easy, easy!

Two girls, a kitchen aid mixer and a fun afternoon.  


Recipe adapted from Shugary Sweets
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Makes 2 9-inch cheesecakes


14 oz box gingersnap cookies 
1/2 cup butter, melted

2 - 8oz packages cream cheese, softened 
1 can (14oz) sweetened condensed milk 
1 cup 100% pure pumpkin puree 
1 tbsp lemon juice 
1 tsp cinnamon 
1/4 tsp nutmeg 
1 pinch ground cloves 
12 oz Cool Whip (or whipped cream)

Pulse cookies in food processor until finely ground. Mix ground cookies with melted butter. Press into bottom of two 9-inch pie plates (or one pie plate plus 8 individual dishes). 

Beat cream cheese with sweetened condensed milk for 5 minutes. Mix in pumpkin, lemon juice, cinnamon, nutmeg and cloves. Pour mixture evenly into pie plates and refrigerate for one to two hours until set and cold. Serve with a dollop of cool whip or whipped cream on top.



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THE RESULTS?

Like I said we LOVED these.  My 3 year old couldn't wait until her sister and Dad were home so she could devour hers.  And when she finally did, joy exuded from her whole body!


Excited much?  She kept exclaiming how yummy it was and "Dad, Dad, Dad!  I made these!  And mom helped!

Party Time! : Mini Cheesy Spinach Quiches



October is party month: birthday parties, Oktoberfest parties and lots and LOTS of Halloween parties. Parties require party food. My favorites are cute-bite sized treats that your guest can pick up with one hand so they don't have to put down their tasty drink. No one likes to put their drink down at a party! A really simple finger food to make (and is vegetarian-friendly) are mini quiches. They look fancy and like you have mad cooking skills but in reality it's just you, pre-made pie dough and a biscuit cutter. 10 minutes tops to assemble! 
What's your favorite easy-to-assemble party dish?


[On an unrelated side note, a friend recently gave me a heads up that my blog's comment box has not been working correctly. Sorry about the inconvenience. The issue's been repaired, so feel free to comment away folks!]   ;)


Mini Cheesy Spinach Quiches
makes 48 tiny quiches

Ingredients

1 pkg. pre-made pie crust (I like Trader Joe's brand, it comes with 2 pie crusts)

1 (10 oz.) box of frozen, chopped spinach

2 cups shredded Mexican blend cheese (you can find this where the shredded cheese is at your store)

1 (16 oz.) container cottage cheese

1 bunch of green onion, white parts only sliced

4 eggs, lightly beaten

salt and freshly grounded pepper

 
Instructions

1. Preheat oven to 325 degrees F.

2. Defrost frozen spinach. Then place spinach in a colander and press out remaining water.

3. Using a small biscuit cutter or lip of a shot glass, stamp out your dough.

4. Press each dough round into the hole of your pre-greased mini-muffin tin. (I usually give the tin a light squirt with some cooking spray.)

5. In a bowl, combine spinach, shredded cheese, cottage cheese, green onion, eggs, salt and pepper together. Mix well.

6. Using a spoon, fill each pie crust about 3/4 full.

7. Place tin in oven and bake 20-22 minutes, until edges are a light golden brown. Insert a toothpick in the middle of a quiche, if it comes out clean the quiche are done.  Remove from oven and allow to cool for 5 minutes. Pop the quiches out of the tin with a paring knife.

Note: You can make these quiches to suit your taste by subbing in red peppers, bacon, mushrooms, Gruyere...whatever you like. They're very versatile.





Rain Days & Mini Cornbread Muffins



Can you believe just Friday, I was running my air conditioning because the cottage was a tad too warm and here it is just a few days later- Monday and I had to turn on the heater to get rid of the morning chill? I'm quite pleased though. Autumn is my favorite time of the year. I love how the air takes on a crisp smell, the leaves turn a rainbow of colors and you get to wear all kinds of cute scarves and boots. On top of it all, the cooler temps open up a whole other world of cooking- cold weather food! Steaming bowls of soup, savory stews and pipin' hot loaves of bread all make their way out of my kitchen. Food that warms your soul (and your tummy)!

Today's rainy day inspired me to make another batch of mini cornbread muffins. I tinkered with an old Martha Stewart recipe and made some for a party recently and they turned out great but I made the mistake of making them ahead of time so by the time guests arrived, settled in and decided to nosh, the muffins had cooled down substantially. It was a bit of a bummer but it also gave me the idea to pair these bite-sized treats with a dish that stays hot. Since it was grey and wet out today I thought it'd be a good opportunity to pull the ol' slow cooker out and make a batch of Southwest Chili. The mini cornbread muffins tasted amazing dipped in the chili sauce and made a great vessel for sopping up the last few bites. I think I may be making these muffins often this season (maybe with a some diced jalapenos thrown in?). You know what? I bet they'd be great with some Crockpot Chorizo and Lentils! What do you think would be a good match?


Mini Cornbread Muffins

makes 3 dozen

Ingredients

1 cup all-purpose flour
1 cup coarse yellow cornmeal
¼ cup plus 2 tablespoons white sugar
1 ½ teaspoons baking powder
¼ teaspoon baking soda
¼ teaspoon salt
1 cup sour cream
1 large egg, lightly beaten
¼ cup canola oil


Instructions

1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F.

2. Lightly grease your mini-muffin tins. I used Pam spray. (Don't skip this step or your mini muffins will stick to the tin.)

3. In a large bowl, mix together your flour, cornmeal, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.

4. In a small bowl, whisk together your sour cream, egg and oil.

5. Stir sour cream mixture into flour mixture until combined.

6. Fill each muffin tin about three-quarters full.

7. Pop in the oven and bake for about 10-11 minutes. Muffins are done cooking when a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean.

8. Transfer to a wire rack and allow to cool for 5 minutes. Turn out muffins from tin.

9. Serve with softened butter and your favorite dish.


The unexpected visitor

"Oh yes, you see the mice set up the whole Earth business, as an epic experiment in behavioural psychology; a ten-million year program 

That's a famous quote from Douglas' Adams' hitherto unparalleled sci fi comedy "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'. 
I have the same doubts about the canine species too. That they are here to do their experiments on us. Just imagine, you struggle hard to build or rent a house, set it up and just when you think you are all sorted out and there is no more to life , enters a canine. It uses its seemingly helpless and most endearing look, beautiful adoring eyes and those tails that never seem to stop wagging to psych you into taking it in. And before you know you are their slave in your own house. ('your own" - ha thats what you think!)

you already know of my adventures with my bosses - Munni and Zoozoo - and with them running the house, I don't know what I was thinking when I decided to do some organic gardening in my backyard. Encouraged by the compost I was making from vegetable waste and the fact that the dogs were using the lawn as their sandpit and also the pathetic quality of greens in the market led me to seriously take this crazy idea to the next level.  I prepared the plot, sowed the seeds , carefully watched the saplings all the time saying "no' 'No' to the dogs. Soon they learned to go around the vegetable patches and I was pleased with the way my garden and my dogs were behaving. I even chided myself for not doing it earlier and shed unseen tears over all those tons of vegetables I did not grow.

And then one day when I had stepped out, the dogs chased something (probably a butterfly) and that was the end of my saplings. It looked as  as though they had invited an elephant over for a tea in the garden. This was it, enough and no more! I picked up a stick and chased them all over the house. And just when I had closed in with a raised hand they lay down very submissively, tails between their legs and looked up  with the most pathetic expression which said "sorry' (not meaning it one bit, I am sure). 
Wherever they are from, I am sure they were trained on all the human weaknesses

I threw down the stick in frustration and got a brilliant idea. A fence to keep the beast out! 
Some extra terrestrial creatures were not going to thwart me efforts at gardening! 
So I quickly got down to work , bought bamboo pieces, painted them and placed them all around the vegetable patches. Half way through the exercise I ran out of string.


"have saved some in the almirah. you keep asking me to throw stuff but see how it comes in handy at times like this" my maid Yellamma gloated not letting go of the chance to assert her superiority over me. of course you remember her from this post.

"amma, come here and see what is inside here!" 

'what, a bandicoot I am sure. With all those old bottles and milk satchets you have  piled up there. Bring the string, let's finish this and then attend to that"  Now it was my turn to score!

'No. come here quickly" there was a little nervousness in her voice which made me get up and go there swiftly. 

Inside the cupboard in the utility area that was open, a 4 foot snake was curled up snugly. mud coored and spots all over, in lesser light it could easily have been mistaken for coir rope. just 4 ft from my kitchen. If only it had decided to turn left instead of heading straight to the cupboard, god, my heart stopped for a few seconds which seemed forever. I retreated quietly, got into the kitchen and closed the door and bolted it. Brought the dogs inside and asked the maid to get in while I decided what to do next.

Would Yellamma listen to sane advice? She planted herself  a few feet from the cupboard and started a conversation with the snake:

"Nagamma, I know yesterday was Naga Panchami . but I missed offering milk to you. I will make amends today. please go away, we are sorry."

Was it because people were pouring turmeric, kumkum and milk inside its pit on Nagapanchami day  that it decided to get out and take shelter inside the cupboard? Or may be because of all the digging in the neighboring plot where construction was under way.

"yellamma, don't  make noise there. Go over to the next plot and call some construction laborers. They will take it on a stick and leave it in an empty plot. I am sure it is  non poisonous."

Luckily Yellamma heeded and went and brought a couple of youths along. They stood a few ft from the  cupboard and struck the ground near the cupboard  with a stick. And then the snake lifted its hood.

"NAGARAHAAVU." they shouted and ran.  The snake went back to its original posture.

WHAT,  a Cobra!  I started shaking and sweating profusely. What to do now? whom to call? the husband was not in town. 
I asked Yellamma to check if the neighbors on the other side were at home.

"oh, that amma came out a few minutes ago and asked me what was happening. I told her and she ran behind the door and closed it."

So much for counting on neighbors for help.  

"Nagamma, aren't you a pet? no one will do anything to harm you. Go away the way you came." Yellamma would not stop.

My brain refused to work and my body refused to calm down. I went inside the prayer room, took some holy ash and put it on my forehead:
"Lord Subramanya, If I have done something wrong, please forgive me. Ask it to go away from here."

Then I remembered an article in the newspaper about snake rescuers. I had noted down the number in the telephone index. I quickly  found it and called him.

"yes ma'm. I can be there ma'm. in 20 mins ma'm. 600 rupees if I catch it. But if it goes away before I come 350 for transport."
If he had asked for half my networth, i was willing to will it away at that moment.
"and one more thing ma'm. keep watching it to see where it is going and dont disturb it or upset it."

During this time, construction had stopped in the next plot and about 20 of the laborers were peeping over the compound wall. Curious passers by had joined them. The boys who had seen it raise its hood were describing how it looked with mudra with their palms. some were taking pictures on the cell phone. some had it poised hoping it would raise its hood again!

My head was in splits. The dogs were neurotic, demanding to be let out as theuy wanted a share of the scene. and they did not like the fact that so many strangers were gathered around the house. Yellamma would not move from her place. Now she had an excuse, that she was watching its movement. 

The rescuer came as promised within 20 minutes. The crowd showed him the way. He went straight to the cupboard, used a prod to make it come out and then showed a bottle near its face. It quietly went in as if in a trance.  It was all over in 3 minutes.
He closed the bottle, came out saying "over ma'm"
I was still inside watching everything through the kitchen window.
I asked him what kind of snake it was and he said "Spectacle Cobra.'   An endangered variety! and all this time I was thinking that we were being rescued from the danger that the reptile posed to us!

The crowd gathered around him demanding "show, show" and the man was happy oblige. They asked him what he was going to do with it and he said that he would take it to the forest and leave it.

I moved away from the window to  get the money.
The rescuer called " ma'm, I need your signature on this form."

I opened the front door, holding the two dogs on leash.

"give me a  minute, I will tie them up"   

"DOGS! oh please tie them up first" he ran out of the gate with the snake inside the bottle in his hand."


The Tamil version of this has been published in the current issue of Solvanam, an internet magazine. you can read it here: